Call 911, I've Been Shot, Mentally and Financially

I never lost a nickel because I didn't know what a pronoun is or because I don'tknow the first thing about calculus. But I've lost hundreds of thousands of dollars over the course of my life because I was shy and had terrible communication skills, lack of moral guidance, the inability to interact with people and maintain relationships. This humorous and to the point book will teach you what you need to know to enjoy life to it's fullest. So forget about the adverbs. Let's get back to school thro...