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Funny Poems to Read Instead of Doing Your Homework! Need a monster excuse for school? What if you had three heads and fifteen eyes? What's that they're serving in the cafeteria today? Not gopher guts again! Want a tip for dining out? Never stick your fingers in the food! George Ulrich takes a fast and funny look at the tough breaks and secret thrills kids face every day in this zany collection of poems. Here's a helpful hint -- they're even funnier when you read them out loud with your friends!