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Santa Has a Six-Pack
2025·278 pages
A humorous take on Santa Claus with a modern twist, exploring holiday themes with a quirky edge.
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A humorous take on Santa Claus with a modern twist, exploring holiday themes with a quirky edge.
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A ‘World’s Fittest Santa’ contest? Please tell me you’re joking. My store manager is in fact not joking. All I want for Christmas this year is to finally quit my job and figure out what the hell I’m doing with my life. Instead, here I am, auditioning sexy, shirtless men in fake white beards so hundreds of horny mall shoppers can sit on their laps. A dream come true for some women, I’m sure. For me? This is my personal nightmare. As a former professional dancer, my days of excessive exercise and ...
What's Inside
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Sexual content
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Frequent steamy scenes with explicit romantic and sexual content.
Violence & gore
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No violence or gore depicted.
Profanity
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Moderate use of strong language and suggestive dialogue.
Substance use
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No substance use depicted.
LGBTQ+ Rep.
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No LGBTQ+ representation present.
Religious content
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Minor holiday-related Christmas themes without overt religiosity.
Magic & witchcraft
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No fantasy magic or witchcraft depicted.
Occult / demonology
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No occult or demonology content depicted.
Political content
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No political or ideological messaging present.
Self-harm / suicide
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No self-harm or suicide themes depicted.
Abuse & suffering
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No abuse or suffering themes depicted.
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