A witty, overweight man skeptical of love meets a charming, clueless guy who pursues him relentlessly. A humorous and heartfelt contemporary romance.
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A witty, overweight man skeptical of love meets a charming, clueless guy who pursues him relentlessly. A humorous and heartfelt contemporary romance.
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Do you believe in love at first sight?
Paul Auster doesn't. Paul doesn't believe in much at all. He's thirty, slightly overweight, and his best features are his acerbic wit and the color commentary he provides as life passes him by. His closest friends are a two-legged dog named Wheels and a quasibipolar drag queen named Helena Handbasket. He works a dead-end job in a soul-sucking cubicle, and if his grandmother's homophobic parrot insults him one more time, Paul is going to wring its stupid ...
What's Inside
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Sexual content
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Frequent on-page sexual scenes with moderate explicitness.
Violence & gore
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Brief mention of a car accident; no graphic gore.
Profanity
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Frequent use of strong language and profanity throughout.
Substance use
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Occasional alcohol use in social settings; not central.
LGBTQ+ Rep.
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Central gay romance and drag queen character; identity themes key.
Religious content
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No religious themes present.
Magic & witchcraft
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No occult or magical elements depicted.
Occult / demonology
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No evidence found in available sources.
Political content
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Minor social commentary on acceptance; not central.
Self-harm / suicide
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No self-harm or suicide depicted.
Abuse & suffering
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Mild emotional distress and family tragedy; not graphic.
Other
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