Romance
The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes)
2025·532 pages
A dark lord kidnaps a fierce noblewoman for forced marriage, then must actually date his unstoppable bride in this spicy, wickedly funny romantasy.
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A dark lord kidnaps a fierce noblewoman for forced marriage, then must actually date his unstoppable bride in this spicy, wickedly funny romantasy.
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Perfect for fans of Assistant to the Villain, but darker and spicier. In this riotously funny dark romantasy, a conflicted villain and his unstoppable bride form the realm's most chaotic alliance. "What's mine, stays mine." Step One: Kidnap someone cute. Step Two: Force her into marriage. Step Three: Try not to get feelings. When Dark Lord Kazimir Blackrose kidnaps Lady Arabella for a forced marriage, he expects an obedient, trembling bride. What he gets is a knife to the throat and a furious wo...
What's Inside
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Sexual content
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Multiple explicit on-page sex scenes; forced-marriage and aphrodisiac contexts
Violence & gore
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Graphic violence, torture, gore, murder, and blood; war and injury detail
Profanity
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Recurring strong swearing throughout
Substance use
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Aphrodisiac dinners; brief addiction references
LGBTQ+ Rep.
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Religious content
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Magic & witchcraft
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Central fantasy magic; bloodline power, training, and magical explosions
Occult / demonology
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No real-world occult content; magic is fantasy-based
Political content
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Fantasy war, kingdoms, and conquest ambitions as backdrop
Self-harm / suicide
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Abuse & suffering
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Kidnapping and forced marriage; past child abuse, confinement, gaslighting
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